Shakespearean Insult Generator

Thy Mother is a murmuring hell-hated measle

An Alternate Form
Thou gudgeon, thou vassal, thou lip-infection, thou!

Shakespearean Insult Generator
This is generated using PHP, after Perl code I adapted from Nick Hodges' Insult Generator in Object Pascal. I found the original information here. Like Nick, I do not know where the original word lists came from. I found several other insult generators on the Web that obviously had a similar word list at their core, but this one appeared to be the largest. I have added a few words here and there, as well as the 'alternate' insult form.
Evan Robinson, 2001.11.27