Extreme Bumperstickers

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God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

I wasn't born a bitch.  Men like you made me this way.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Keep honking while I reload.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

5 days a week my body is a temple.  The other two, it's an amusement
park.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip mine the other planets later.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like
that.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.  Never drink and derive.
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

Stop repeat offenders.  Don't re-elect them!
  -- Extreme Bumperstickers

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