Reasons It's Not Good To Be A Guy

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Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
1) You have to take out the garbage. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
3) No sofas in your restrooms. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
5) Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, 
   you're not allowed to cry. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
8) You have to wear ties. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
9) you can't flirt you way out of a jam. 

Reasons it's not good to be a guy: 
10) "Women and children first." 

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