I'd Love To, But...

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I'd Love To But... 
  I have to floss my cat. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I've dedicated my life to linguini. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I want to spend more time with my blender. 

I'd Love To But... 
  the President said he might drop in. 

I'd Love To But... 
  the man on television told me to say tuned. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 

I'd Love To But... 
  it's my parakeet's bowling night. 

I'd Love To But... 
  it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm building a pig from a kit. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. 

I'd Love To But... 
  there's a disturbance in the Force. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. 

I'd Love To But... 
  My crayons all melted together. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm in training to be a household pest. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm getting my overalls overhauled. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my patent is pending. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm sandblasting my oven. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm worried about my vertical hold. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm being deported. 

I'd Love To But... 
  the grunion are running. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'll be looking for a parking space. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. 

I'd Love To But... 
  the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm taking punk totem pole carving. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to fluff my shower cap. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my plot to take over the world is thickening. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to fulfill my potential. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I don't want to leave my comfort zone. 

I'd Love To But... 
  it's too close to the turn of the century. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my subconscious says no. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I left my body in my other clothes. 

I'd Love To But... 
  the last time I went, I never came back. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. 

I'd Love To But... 
  none of my socks match. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm having all my plants neutered. 

I'd Love To But... 
  people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My 
Refrigerator." 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my yucca plant is feeling yucky. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm touring China with a wok band. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I never go out on days that end in "Y." 

I'd Love To But... 
  my mother would never let me hear the end of it. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named 
Basil Metabolism. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put 
it down. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm too old/young for that stuff. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have too much guilt. 

I'd Love To But... 
  there are important world issues that need worrying about. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I promised to help a friend fold road maps. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I feel a song coming on. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm trying to be less popular. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my bathroom tiles need grouting. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to bleach my hare. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. 

I'd Love To But... 
  you know how we psychos are. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my favorite commercial is on TV. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to study for a blood test. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm going to be old someday. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I've been traded to Cincinnati. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm observing National Apathy Week. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to rotate my crops. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my uncle escaped again. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to go to court for kitty littering. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. 

I'd Love To But... 
  having fun gives me prickly heat. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking 
for me. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to jog my memory. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my palm reader advised against it. 

I'd Love To But... 
  my Dress For Obscurity class meets then. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to stay home and see if I snore. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I prefer to remain an enigma. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I think you want the OTHER [your name] . 

I'd Love To But... 
  I have to sit up with a sick ant. 

I'd Love To But... 
  I'm trying to cut down. 

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