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In The Movies: 
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it 
before long. 

In The Movies: 
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. 

In The Movies: 
In the event of a car chase, there will be two men carrying a large pane 
of glass through the streets. Later, you will drive through it. 

In The Movies: 
Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings from 
international terrorist organizations - even though the job will require 
them to shoot total strangers and will end in their own certain death 
as the helicopter explodes in a ball of flames. 

In The Movies: 
The person you trust most at work and reveal all the details of the 
life-threatening situation to is the one who is trying to kill you. 

In The Movies: 
If you think there is an intruder in your house, your cat will choose 
the precise moment to leap out at you from inside a cupboard. 

In The Movies: 
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 

In The Movies: 
If there is a deranged killer on the loose this will also coincide with a 
thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the 
vicinity. 

In The Movies: 
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the 
control tower to talk you down. 

In The Movies: 
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the 
mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 

In The Movies: 
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not 
be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do. 

In The Movies: 
When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and 
wisecracks are your best weapons, and empower you to throw them off 
enough to incapacitate them and disarm their weapons. 

In The Movies: 
If the person you are chasing has just taken the elevator down from the 
20th floor, you will be able to get to the street quicker than he can 
by running down the stairs. 

In The Movies: 
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert 
in Nuclear Fusion at age 22. 

In The Movies: 
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving 
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one 
by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out 
their predecessors. 

In The Movies: 
When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the 
person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey. 

In The Movies: 
High class club dancers with a heart of gold can operate most 
heavy machinery. 

In The Movies: 
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a 
strip club at least once. 

In The Movies: 
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. 

In The Movies: 
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a 
passing  St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 

In The Movies: 
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the 
armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 

In The Movies: 
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. 

In The Movies: 
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone 
in the control tower to talk you down. 

In The Movies: 
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 

In The Movies: 
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. 
No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can 
travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 

In The Movies: 
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not 
be necessary to speak the language. A bad German accent will do. 

In The Movies: 
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 

In The Movies: 
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating 
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 

In The Movies: 
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any 
strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 

In The Movies: 
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 

In The Movies: 
It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or 
ending phone conversations. 

In The Movies: 
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the 
communication systems of any invading alien civilization. 

In The Movies: 
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight 
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack 
you one by one  by dancing around in a threatening manner until 
you have knocked out their predecessors. 

In The Movies: 
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to 
each other. 

In The Movies: 
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large 
red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 

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