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New company policy: You cannot work at a job that is rated higher 
than your current competency level. You cannot be rated at a higher 
competency level until you have worked at a job rated at that level. 
You can not improve your competency level through training. 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not 
going to discuss it with the employees. 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is 
to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject 
mentioned above" 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning 
a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon 
enough. He said "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until 
tomorrow to ask for it!" 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

I worked for a Boss who sent a memo to his assistant to investigate 
the possibility of cancelling the fire insurance and buying a used 
fire truck for the employees to man. 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

Quote from a recent interview: "You are a top flight candidate and I 
see that you have a lot of education. However, you understand, that 
intelligence is not really required for this job." 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

How About Friday: My sister passed away and her funeral was 
scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss he said she died so that I 
would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then 
asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would 
be better for me." 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

Stick With Me: Our consulting group received a new manager. She 
recently had received control over another business line as well, 
which gave her a sense of power and grandeur. In the very first 
meeting with her she told the group "Stick with me! I am building an 
empire at this company, and I am going to need little people like 
you to be Kings and Queens!" 
  -- http://www.myboss.com/ 

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