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1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?"  
   Park Information Staff: " 'Elk'"
   Tourist: "Oh."
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

4. Are the bears with collars tame?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I
store it in my tent?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me what it was?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

9. Are there birds in Canada?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

15. Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

16. How far is Banff from Canada?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat?  ALL Canadians own one, don't they?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

21. Are there phones in Banff?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

22. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

23. We're on the decibel system you know.
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

25. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

26. Don't you Canadians know anything?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

27. Where do you put the animals at night?
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?"
    Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom."
    Tourist: "Oh!"
  --Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists

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